invisible

If I was invisible for one hour, I would go to Vince Young's house and stay with him, but he wouldn't even know I was there. I would eat all of his food, which probably is the best ever. I would go with him to practice and steal one of his game jerseys.Then Pacman Jones would come over and we would play videos even though I'm just watching, then my invisibility would be gone and he would kick me out.

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I would like a miniature pony so I could ride to school and save on gas.Then I would get him a skateboard so we would get there that much faster.He would take me on a romantic get away with my dream girl.I think that I have been an alright kid,but not the greatest.My dad always jokes around with me and says all I am going to get for Christmas is coal.Not this year though,I can't wait for that little white pony.Just maybe you could also bring him some horse food, because it's kind of expensive.The last thing that is in dire need is a saddle with machine guns that come from the saddle.The reason for this is on my way to school I go through a pretty rough neighborhood.So Santa if you could just do that I would be very happy.