Aboard the A320

We were boarding the A320 to Charlotte, N.C. where the Charlotte Bobcats were playing the Boston Celtics. While on our trip I sat by a very nice elderly lady, she said she had never flown on a plane before.We had just left the LaGuardia Airport in New York City, when only a minute later we came across a flock of geese.We crashed in the Hudson River, suddenly I awoke to find us wading in water in the airplane.Only after a couple of minutes the rescue crew came and rescued us from the freezing 38 degrees water.The lady was so terrified that she said she would never fly again.